Blog Spammer Shootin’ Match

The Stage

For some reason….. this blog — THIS blog! …..gets a crap ton of spam. So I went looking. I figured I’d share the bulk of what I found.


Yep. If you’re getting crazy spam, watch out for China, obama, and nofollow. They. Will. Destroy. Your. Sanity.

The Apology

If you legitimately are trying to comment and noted something about any of the three mentioned above, I owe you an apology. I’m sorry I shot your comment in the spam box with glee and a special kind of whimsy.

Looking at the Data, Again!

I kinda enjoy using this as a psuedo “comment honeypot” because it’s just so darn entertaining. Here are some other fun ways to look at your comment spam:

By number of comments posted per IP:

Original IP’s censored b/c I don’t wanna be a jerk to anyone but the guy at 123.45.67.89!

By my patented, foolproof, never wrong Offender Rating System®:

Again, original IP’s censored b/c I don’t wanna be a jerk to anyone but the guy at 123.45.67.89!

…fin!

Wasn’t that fun?! =D

Don’t spam me, bro!