People leave their macs unlocked. When they do, punish them in the most humane way possible =D
Setting Crontabs
Here are some of my favorites (setting a crontab is as easy as crontab -e
Have their computer open their gmail inbox every 30 minutes. It’ll feel pretty random at first:
1 | */30 * * * * ( /usr/bin/open "https://mail.google.com/mail/?tab=wm#inbox" ) |
Or… every ten minutes, have their speakers verbalize something childish (yet HILARIOUS):
1 | */10 * * * * ( /usr/bin/say "Peepee" ) |
Scheduling jobs using at
at is a great little program. If you have a little time to work, feel free to create a bash script to do your bidding, then queue it as a job using at =]